Oh, dear! I wonder if my eggs are included in the recall?
Wait, my eggs come from a lady who raises her chickens sustainably on a farm in the Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area, not from some giant poultry production line in Iowa. I guess that's why I didn't think twice about the safety of making Lord Baltimore frosting for my cake the other day.
Omelets at my house, everyone!
PS - more info on chicken conditions in Ohio, the nation's second-largest egg producing state, here.