"Mom, can I have (insert name of junk food here, most often Reese's Peanut Butter Cups or Cheetos)?"
"What do you think I'm going to say?"
"'Because it's not local and it's not organical and I've told you this a million times before, so stop asking.'"
"(insert a sigh worthy of someone with the weight of the world on their shoulders) Whatever. Can I have a peach instead?"